Writing a Facebook Note

Me: "I am trying to find a good note to do on facebook, do you know one?

Kira: "Why don't you just blog?"

Me: Silence.

Now Me: Blogging.

Looks like my wife does have some powerful hold over me. Maybe its the way that she looks in those new skinny Jeans. Or maybe its how she looked when she walked in to hang out with me when I was on my break today. One way or another, I will do just about anything she says. In fact, often times, I feel myself compelled to do things when she just mentions them. I think that it must be some sort of mind control thing that women have... She says "Look at all this laundry I have to do!" And I hear "Tim, you should do the laundry."

My mother had the same power once. My mom's power was different though. Once Mom was out of the picture, I was allowed to blow things up and walk down raging rivers, so long as she never knew (Now she knows because Kira tells her whenever I, in complete confidence, let stories of old times come out.) With Kira, though, I want her to more than like me when things are over. I want the extra benefits that come with being married to a total hottie! So, when she isn't around, I find myself doing even MORE things that she hasn't really implied that I should do.

Anyway, I don't know what the point of this blog really is. I WAS going to write a really cool note on facebook, and maybe someday I will. But for now, anyone that is still out there gets to read this blog. Later, Ya'll!